Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 10 March 2012

Dear Diary wiary. It is I, your owner, Rusty Rocks Mr Russel to you.

Yes, I with the slightly Rusty Cock, Mr Russel Brand, of humble ole' Grays - the place you never ever see on trashy ITV2 show The Only Way Is Essex, have decided to start entering my little ole' thoughty woughts into my diawy wiawy, for the following reasons.

I be needing myself a new lady wady, and to impress the new lady wady I need a new booky wooky. SO far Episodes 1 and 2 of the booky wooky were very popular wopular, and a sequel was inevitable wevitable. Like the Star Wars trilogy, the fans want morey worey, you gotta give it to them.
I will eventually have more books than Charlie Dickens and Katie Price put together!

I will be recording my thoughts, my dates, my sexual shenanigans, my work commitments and my financial earnings.




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