Russell Brand burden with the prospect of being answerable to a loved one allowed me as his P.R Guru and confidante to read his diary. Please do not be judgmental when you read russell's diary. He may have the body of a 34 yr old but psychomental assments show he has the purile mind of a 14 yr old.
Friday 22nd Oct 2010
What should i wear no that i'm in India ? should I go native? what can I do to shock Katie? ....She has already seen me naked so there is no point in trying that again.
Shud I have a pre nuputial? or shouldn't I?
Shud I have a threesome with Katie and Helen Mirren ? maybe not Dame Helen looks fitter than Katie.
Should I or Should I not confess to still having bitee bitee like David Walliams on Little Britain? that would shock Katie, yes thats whatI'll do or .. better still ask Katie's ...