Roy Hodgson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Roy Hodgson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Roy Hodgson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Wednesday 12 September 1212

I've called up Premier League rookies Raheem Sterling, Jake ­Livermore and Adam Lallana to my England squad but I do not expect them to play against U...

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Tuesday 11 September 1212

England looked a more naturally-balanced side as they crushed Moldova in our opening World Cup qualifier. We can expect a stiffer challenge on Tues...

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Monday 10 September 1212

Our World Cup 2014 qualifying campaign off to the perfect start with the 34-year-old Frank Lampard's eighth penalty for his country, making him Englan...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

I believe my team's 5-0 victory over Moldova in the World Cup qualifiers is well deserved. Frank Lampard's penalty after three minutes silenced the...

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Saturday 08 September 1212

Moldova assistant manager Ion Testemitanu this week admitted the playing surface at the 10,400-capacity Zimbru stadium was not in the best condition,...

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Friday 07 September 1212

This world rankings placings is a little confusing innit: My side have played just the once since the last set of standings were released - the 2-1...

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Thursday 06 September 1212

Bobby Charlton's had a go at us now: 'I feel sorry for the England manager, whoever he is, as he simply doesn't have enough players to choose from.

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

I am adamant that I will not bow to popular pressure and throw out the old guard as World Cup qualification begins on Friday in Moldova. In, John T...

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