Ross Kemp - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ross Kemp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ross Kemp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2013


Sunday 20 October 1313

So the secret is out, I got married again. I managed to keep it secret from the media for over a year, but as normal they found out in the end. I'm...

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