Ross Kemp - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ross Kemp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ross Kemp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2012

Saturday 21 April 12

Nans not answering her phone! Oh no - I'm going to have to run round their and see if she's ok - probably breaking the door down and reviving her in c...

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Wednesday 18 April 12

Just popped round to nan to see how she's getting on. Took her a copy of the Sky TV guide so she can check when my documentary programmes in Afghan...

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Monday 09 April 12

A Virgin Atlantic employee has been tipping off the paparazzi to let them know when celebrities are traveling through Heathrow. My name was among t...

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Sunday 08 April 12

Had a visit from the police yesterday, they said there is a warrant our for my arrest! Surely they mean the ex-wife Rebekah! I let them in, made th...

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March 2012

Saturday 24 March 12

Managed to get locked in the toilet today. How the hell did that happen? I wonder if a tabloid journalist broke into my house while I was doing th...

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Saturday 17 March 12

Popped round to see nan this week to wish her Happy St Patricks day, and see how she is. Asked her if she has seen any of my programmes on tv this...

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Wednesday 14 March 12

So my ex wife Rebekah has been arrested again and this time her new squeeze (ok hubby) was taken in too. hope they didn't poison Raisa the police ho...

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Wednesday 07 March 12

I've suggested a new show to Sky One called Ross Kemp: Pro Celebrity Snooker. In it, I could play a famous person at snooker. Somebody like Shane R...

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Barbara Bush Misses Irony in Called George W. Bush a "Son-of-a-Bitch"

Former First Lady Barbara Bush was peeved when everyone present started laughing when she called former president George W. Bush a son of a bitch.
"That's for sure" said her husband George H.W. Bush.

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