Ross Kemp - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ross Kemp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ross Kemp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Ross Kemp's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.

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April 2012

Saturday 21 April 1212

Nans not answering her phone! Oh no - I'm going to have to run round their and see if she's ok - probably breaking the door down and reviving her in c...

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Wednesday 18 April 1212

Just popped round to nan to see how she's getting on. Took her a copy of the Sky TV guide so she can check when my documentary programmes in Afghan...

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Monday 09 April 1212

A Virgin Atlantic employee has been tipping off the paparazzi to let them know when celebrities are traveling through Heathrow. My name was among t...

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Sunday 08 April 1212

Had a visit from the police yesterday, they said there is a warrant our for my arrest! Surely they mean the ex-wife Rebekah! I let them in, made th...

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March 2012

Saturday 24 March 1212

Managed to get locked in the toilet today. How the hell did that happen? I wonder if a tabloid journalist broke into my house while I was doing th...

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Saturday 17 March 1212

Popped round to see nan this week to wish her Happy St Patricks day, and see how she is. Asked her if she has seen any of my programmes on tv this...

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Wednesday 14 March 1212

So my ex wife Rebekah has been arrested again and this time her new squeeze (ok hubby) was taken in too. hope they didn't poison Raisa the police ho...

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Wednesday 07 March 1212

I've suggested a new show to Sky One called Ross Kemp: Pro Celebrity Snooker. In it, I could play a famous person at snooker. Somebody like Shane R...

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