Ross Kemp - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ross Kemp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ross Kemp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
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December 2012
Saturday 29 December 12
Things have been a bit quiet over Christmas for me. When I was working in Eastenders - Christmas was always a busy time - running off with Kathy B...
September 2012
Saturday 29 September 12
Really upset. Just got off the phone with me nanna. She forgot to tape Ross Kemp: Back On The Frontline last night on Sky Three. I'm welling up her...
Friday 14 September 12
Ross Kemp: Extreme World is back for a second series. There were young girls carrying guns in New Orleans, gangsters who throw bottles of frozen ev...
August 2012
Monday 27 August 12
Just rang up nan. She's off out on a Bank Holiday day trip to Brighton with her Monday afternoon dominoes club. I told her to have a great day and...
May 2012
Wednesday 23 May 12
I see someone - it definitely wasn't me - has started a thread on the Digital Spy website saying Eastenders should bring back Ross Kemp for another sp...
Saturday 19 May 12
The ex-wife, Rebekah Brooks, has been charged with perverting the course of justice in the News International phone hacking case. My nan was upset...
Tuesday 01 May 12
People often ask me am I related to the brothers Martin and Gary Kemp. We are not related, but by strange coincidence I played one of the hard men...
April 2012
Sunday 29 April 12
Blimey - the eastenders omnibus has been moved from it's traditional sunday afternoon slot to Friday night/saturday morning. The BBC say it will no...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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