Ross Kemp - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ross Kemp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ross Kemp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012


Saturday 29 December 1212

Things have been a bit quiet over Christmas for me. When I was working in Eastenders - Christmas was always a busy time - running off with Kathy B...

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September 2012


Saturday 29 September 1212

Really upset. Just got off the phone with me nanna. She forgot to tape Ross Kemp: Back On The Frontline last night on Sky Three. I'm welling up her...

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Friday 14 September 1212

Ross Kemp: Extreme World is back for a second series. There were young girls carrying guns in New Orleans, gangsters who throw bottles of frozen ev...

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August 2012


Monday 27 August 1212

Just rang up nan. She's off out on a Bank Holiday day trip to Brighton with her Monday afternoon dominoes club. I told her to have a great day and...

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May 2012


Wednesday 23 May 1212

I see someone - it definitely wasn't me - has started a thread on the Digital Spy website saying Eastenders should bring back Ross Kemp for another sp...

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Saturday 19 May 1212

The ex-wife, Rebekah Brooks, has been charged with perverting the course of justice in the News International phone hacking case. My nan was upset...

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Tuesday 01 May 1212

People often ask me am I related to the brothers Martin and Gary Kemp. We are not related, but by strange coincidence I played one of the hard men...

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April 2012


Sunday 29 April 1212

Blimey - the eastenders omnibus has been moved from it's traditional sunday afternoon slot to Friday night/saturday morning. The BBC say it will no...

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