So the secret is out, I got married again. I managed to keep it secret from the media for over a year, but as normal they found out in the end.
I'm not sure if they hacked my phone, or bugged my house, or bunged one of my friends cash to spill the beans.
Last time I married a journalist, not just any ole' journalist, but one of the most powerful in the Murdoch empire, one who was arrested for claims of hacking.
I won't make that mistake again. This time I married a lawyer!