Ross Kemp - My Fake Diary

Rating 
Share/Bookmark

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

I've suggested a new show to Sky One called Ross Kemp: Pro Celebrity Snooker.

In it, I could play a famous person at snooker. Somebody like Shane Ritchie, or Ken Barlow. Maybe Gary Lineker. I've heard he's a dab hand on the green baize. Good friends with Willie Thorne by all accounts.

It would be a change from my normal kind of show, In Afghanistan, or Iraq, but the fact is, my nan loves snooker, and she doesn't watch all those shows I do in foreign countries. She just watches bloody snooker, all day long.






Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 1 multiplied by 3?

6 23 19 3
115 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more