Ross Kemp - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 7 March 2012

I've suggested a new show to Sky One called Ross Kemp: Pro Celebrity Snooker.

In it, I could play a famous person at snooker. Somebody like Shane Ritchie, or Ken Barlow. Maybe Gary Lineker. I've heard he's a dab hand on the green baize. Good friends with Willie Thorne by all accounts.

It would be a change from my normal kind of show, In Afghanistan, or Iraq, but the fact is, my nan loves snooker, and she doesn't watch all those shows I do in foreign countries. She just watches bloody snooker, all day long.

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