Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Dear Diary,

Even though I am out of the closet, I still love Tom Cruise. Is that a sin? Does that make me less of lesbian? Or is it ok and normal since he's gay too? Oh Diary, what am I to do? Yes, you're right, there is only one thing to do. I'll order an extra large pizza with everything, 2 cases of beer and three chocolate cakes.

Dear Diary,

I know it's only been 2 hours since I wrote in you, but I just had to let you know. You were right, I feel much better. Who needs Dr. Phil, when I have you?

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