Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 30 January 2008

Dear Diary,

Today when i was eating my bag of chips I saw a cute girl walking my way I knew she wasn't my type. Me being a sexy woman and her being a woman and all but when she was walking my way I tried to wipe off all the crums in time but that didn't work so well. When I was trying to wipe them off I hit her and she said you stupid fat B****!!! I didn't know why she was so mean I just wanted to get clean off so I could talk to her. Why do all people hate me, no wait theres 2 people that love me that stupid Donald Trump who will not stop asking me out the ungreatful pig, and Kelli Carpenter maybe my kids to hopefully.

I love these chips,

Rosie O'Donnell

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