Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 22 March 2007

...I am a shy little girl who likes the music of Kenny G., teddy bears with pink ribbons around their necks, long walks under a starry sky, sad rainy days, and screaming at ELIZABETH HASSELBECK.

January 9, 2007

I'm stopping this "Dear Diary" stuff. This diary only cost me $1.39 at K-Mart.

January 10, 2007

Heaven! I'm in heaven! Just read the latest popularity poll taken of the viewers of the VIEW. ELIZABETH is LAST! IS LAST! LAST! Amerika has finally seen her for what she is---a DUMB POLACK! I got 93 more votes than she did! Good thing I lobbied my friends at NAMBLA to vote for me.

January 11, 2007.

Behind my back I think I hear people whispering things like "Rosie hates ELIZABETH HASSELBECK because she is attractive, slim, intelligent, married to a HUNK QB and weighs less than my Rosie's left thigh...

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