Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 22 March 2007

THE SECRET DIARY OF ROSIE O'DONNELL.

Dear Diary.

My resolution this year is to keep a diary. Last night I realized that I was a perceptive, intelligent, sensitive, and observant person. By keeping a diary I will preserve my thoughts for the good of all mankind.

January 2, 2007.

Dear Diary.

Diary when I die you will be opened to Amerika. People will be sad when they see I was very different from the person they thought me to be. They will cry when they realized that they had misjudged someone as wonderful as I am.

January 3, 2007.

I am not what I seem!

When people look at me do they see a fat, obnoxious, shrill dyke who was raised in Queens? That's not the real me. I act this way because I am a sensitive caring person who has been hurt too many times. I have raised walls for my defense. Inside ...

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