THE SECRET DIARY OF ROSIE O'DONNELL.
Dear Diary.
My resolution this year is to keep a diary. Last night I realized that I was a perceptive, intelligent, sensitive, and observant person. By keeping a diary I will preserve my thoughts for the good of all mankind.
January 2, 2007.
Dear Diary.
Diary when I die you will be opened to Amerika. People will be sad when they see I was very different from the person they thought me to be. They will cry when they realized that they had misjudged someone as wonderful as I am.
January 3, 2007.
I am not what I seem!
When people look at me do they see a fat, obnoxious, shrill dyke who was raised in Queens? That's not the real me. I act this way because I am a sensitive caring person who has been hurt too many times. I have raised walls for my defense. Inside ...
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