Dear Diary -
Well I am getting married. And she is the most beautiful, wonderful, sexy looking babydoll that I have ever seen.
I knew from the very first time that I laid eyes on her cleavage that she was the girl for me.
And now I will make her Mrs. Rosie O'Donnell.
Gosh, I feel like I just won the pretty girl lottery.
And eff Donald Trump. The stupid jerk with the hairdo from hell said that no self-respecting woman would ever be seen with me. Well Donnie boy you can kiss my crotch cookie, you slimey, scumbag, twit.
And I hope you do run for president so you can get your golden butt kicked.