Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 5 January 2010

I saw naked pictures of Paris Hilton, along with her infamous sex tapes, last week. She's so hot and so skinny that I could just eat her up!

I wonder what she thinks of big women? Has she ever had a girlfriend? Does she like brunettes and older women?

If she doesn't, I can always go after Lindsay Lohan; I hear she broke up with her girlfriend. I wonder if she likes big women, brunettes, or older women?

Someone pass the chocolate ice cream. I'm hungry...but I'm always hungry.

Too bad Adam Lambert likes boys. He's almost a girl....maybe I could convince him to get a sex change and like me?

Someone pass the chocolate syrup and marshmallows.

I wonder if Ellen Degeneres likes whipped cream and gummi bears with her chocolate ice cream? Maybe I'll call her and ask....after I eat.

Shit, ...

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