...just a LADIES MAN I instead used this line: " LOLLY POP," and when asked why I called her a LOLLI POP I said " Becuase your sweet like DULCE," and when she asked me what the heck was DULCE I replied " DULCE is SPANISH for CANDY," just like you " SWEET LIKE CANDY AND HARD AS A ROCK ! " You see the LATINS are more ROMANTIC than most ENGLISH when it comes to ROMANCE except for MONTY PYTHON and his LUMBER JACK SONG, or " BENNY HILL who my SWEETIE ALL SO HATES !
Rosie O'Donnell - My Fake Diary
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Monday, 7 December 2009
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