Long to own a real piece of English history?
The Kirklees Estate, near Halifax, West Yorkshire, purported to be my burial place, is for sale for something over UK£7?million.
The site includes several farmhouses, 750 acres of farmland and woods, and a medieval Cistercian priory.
My tomb, a "forlorn mini-mausoleum," is legendarily the site where my final arrow landed.
Load of tosh!