Richard Madeley - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Richard Madeley. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Richard Madeley would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Richard Madeley and his Massive Cock [Farmyard variety] 4th Sept 2008: Went to Johnson's Farm in the village today to buy a Cock as agreed with my...
9am - Have been up now for over 3 hours reading some boring books Judy wants to recommend on the programme. It's amazing what a 25% cut from the royal...
My dear diary, A week has passed since I last wrote in your velvety innards. Judy said we had to read some more books for next year's r...
I was planning to mix hair dye in with Philip Scofield's shampoo on This Morning, as an April Fool's day joke.
I have spent the day reading the books we recommend.
Easter Sunday This whole farrago regarding human inflatable Katie Price being on all of these awards lists has now been blamed on us. I don...
I am not going to Specsavers. I can't see that Judy is much older than me! If I could see properly I would have seen that store detective...
Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns LineUnwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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