People often stop in the street and say "Your that shoplifter innit!"
No, they don't really, they say "Why aren't you on telly anymore", and I say, well you things change and we needed a break but we'll be back soon, and people ask what channel, and I say well you know I can't discuss that at the moment it's confidential, and they say, will it be one of the proper channels, cos I haven't got sky, and I say look is that the time I really must be going.
Honestly, you cant get away from some people.

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