Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 7 December 2003

its sunday, which means dinner with the mother in law.

i dont mind because it gives me a chance to grab an eyeful when i ask her to pass the sprouts-i do it everytime and the old crow still hasnt noticed. judy knows what im doing though and she gives my foot a good slamming under the table but then a quick shock from the cattle prod soon smacks that in the face.

back to work tomorrow and judy's still on at my ear about making the show more festive, i mean we've put a christmas tree on the set what more does she want?-she'll be having us dress up in christmas ties and jumpers with bells and cotton wool hanging off them next.

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