Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'Trip Nasti'.


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November 2009


Saturday 14 November 099

Why, oh why, do I keep eating this crap?! Flambéed widgety grub a la kangaroo's vagina. I've been shi**ing through the eye of a needle for three...

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