Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'Ben Macnair'.
Currently showing entries from: 2008
As I was finishing the new sculpture with bracken and a few sticks, I heard a ghostly wailing.
There I was, assuming that I had been talking to Pauline Prescott.
Big Johnny P had connected 6, when I had connected 4, but he had not realised that, so I did not tell him. He gave me the keys to one of his Jags, and...
It was a massive game of Connect 4, my opponent was Johnny 'Two jags, and an air freshener' Prescott, and the prize was the freedom of the Wes...
In my state of not having eaten for days, my imagination was really playing tricks on me.
Reunited for ever, in a pit of non ending despair.
As I sat waiting for my love at the station a funny thing happened........
I was looking at JB, as the Bus Driver turned around in his chair.......
Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture AcademyIn an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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