Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'Ben Macnair'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2008

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May 2008


Friday 09 May 08

As I was finishing the new sculpture with bracken and a few sticks, I heard a ghostly wailing.

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Monday 05 May 08

There I was, assuming that I had been talking to Pauline Prescott.

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Monday 05 May 08

Big Johnny P had connected 6, when I had connected 4, but he had not realised that, so I did not tell him. He gave me the keys to one of his Jags, and...

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April 2008


Sunday 27 April 08

It was a massive game of Connect 4, my opponent was Johnny 'Two jags, and an air freshener' Prescott, and the prize was the freedom of the Wes...

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Tuesday 22 April 08

In my state of not having eaten for days, my imagination was really playing tricks on me.

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Monday 07 April 08

Reunited for ever, in a pit of non ending despair.

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Sunday 06 April 08

As I sat waiting for my love at the station a funny thing happened........

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Sunday 06 April 08

I was looking at JB, as the Bus Driver turned around in his chair.......

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