Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'Ben Macnair'.
Currently showing entries from: 2008
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May 2008
Friday 09 May 08
As I was finishing the new sculpture with bracken and a few sticks, I heard a ghostly wailing.
Monday 05 May 08
There I was, assuming that I had been talking to Pauline Prescott.
Monday 05 May 08
Big Johnny P had connected 6, when I had connected 4, but he had not realised that, so I did not tell him. He gave me the keys to one of his Jags, and...
April 2008
Sunday 27 April 08
It was a massive game of Connect 4, my opponent was Johnny 'Two jags, and an air freshener' Prescott, and the prize was the freedom of the Wes...
Tuesday 22 April 08
In my state of not having eaten for days, my imagination was really playing tricks on me.
Monday 07 April 08
Reunited for ever, in a pit of non ending despair.
Sunday 06 April 08
As I sat waiting for my love at the station a funny thing happened........
Sunday 06 April 08
I was looking at JB, as the Bus Driver turned around in his chair.......
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