Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'IN SEINE'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2008

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May 2008

Sunday 11 May 088

"Heathcliffe! Heathcliffe.. Radcliffe! Radcliffe...." there it was again - the ghostly wailing. Just in front of me, Kate Bush emerged fro...

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Thursday 08 May 088

Spent morning looking at Compo's grave in Holmfirh and then went for cup of tea in the cafe.

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Tuesday 06 May 088

Just been reviewing the last 100 entries and have discovered one or two anomolies and I have realised that some of the entries were't written by m...

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April 2008

Tuesday 22 April 088

These were just ghosts from the past! It wasn't cause I'd not eaten, it was that I'd been overcome by Prescott's projectile vomit.

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Monday 21 April 088

Ever since I came to 'Blighty' things were getting stranger and stranger which I though was strange for things to get, for normally they don&#...

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Saturday 19 April 088

The figure was too strange even to be that pair! It was in fact Heather Mills gnawing on her leg!...

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Wednesday 16 April 088

"For, for, FOUR CANDLES" I said sarcastically as I knew that Bennet was fishing for a spoof.

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Monday 14 April 088

"WASH THOSE HANDS!" Who could that be?...

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