Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'IN SEINE'.
Currently showing entries from: 2008
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May 2008
Sunday 11 May 08
"Heathcliffe! Heathcliffe.. Radcliffe! Radcliffe...." there it was again - the ghostly wailing. Just in front of me, Kate Bush emerged fro...
Thursday 08 May 08
Spent morning looking at Compo's grave in Holmfirh and then went for cup of tea in the cafe.
Tuesday 06 May 08
Just been reviewing the last 100 entries and have discovered one or two anomolies and I have realised that some of the entries were't written by m...
April 2008
Tuesday 22 April 08
These were just ghosts from the past! It wasn't cause I'd not eaten, it was that I'd been overcome by Prescott's projectile vomit. Ever since I came to 'Blighty' things were getting stranger and stranger which I though was strange for things to get, for normally they don&#... The figure was too strange even to be that pair! It was in fact Heather Mills gnawing on her leg!... "For, for, FOUR CANDLES" I said sarcastically as I knew that Bennet was fishing for a spoof. "WASH THOSE HANDS!" Who could that be?...Monday 21 April 08
Saturday 19 April 08
Wednesday 16 April 08
Monday 14 April 08
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