Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'Danny Buckle'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
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August 2009
Thursday 06 August 09
Ok I'm not that good at survival stuff I admit it. I fell out of my hammock four times last night and I can't even swim but it's just TV. I mean no on...
Tuesday 04 August 09
Who does that son-of-a-bitch Bare Grylls think he is? Trying to knick my niche. He'll come a cropper one of these days with his silly bloody antics. T...
Tuesday 04 August 09
Sorry it's been a while since I last wrote folks but my eye sight has only just returned since I ate some dodgy wild mushorroms. The doctor says I...
April 2009
Friday 03 April 09
Filming another Bush Tucker Series: Spent an hour this morning trying to light a fire with one of them bow things. Managed to distract the film cr...
March 2009
Thursday 12 March 09
Just arrived home from the hospital after a stomach pump. Picked up the wrong leaves whilst filming how to make a wild herb soup. Got into an argument...
Thursday 12 March 09
Took a party of Executives into the new forest yesterday on a team building course and got lost. Luckily one of them had a GPS device or else we'd hav...
Friday 06 March 09
Couldn't get the stove to light this morning, bloody starving! Can't wait for the chip shop to open.
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