Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'Danny Buckle'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2009

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August 2009


Thursday 06 August 099

Ok I'm not that good at survival stuff I admit it. I fell out of my hammock four times last night and I can't even swim but it's just TV. I mean no on...

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Tuesday 04 August 099

Who does that son-of-a-bitch Bare Grylls think he is? Trying to knick my niche. He'll come a cropper one of these days with his silly bloody antics. T...

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Tuesday 04 August 099

Sorry it's been a while since I last wrote folks but my eye sight has only just returned since I ate some dodgy wild mushorroms. The doctor says I...

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April 2009


Friday 03 April 099

Filming another Bush Tucker Series: Spent an hour this morning trying to light a fire with one of them bow things. Managed to distract the film cr...

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March 2009


Thursday 12 March 099

Just arrived home from the hospital after a stomach pump. Picked up the wrong leaves whilst filming how to make a wild herb soup. Got into an argument...

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Thursday 12 March 099

Took a party of Executives into the new forest yesterday on a team building course and got lost. Luckily one of them had a GPS device or else we'd hav...

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Friday 06 March 099

Couldn't get the stove to light this morning, bloody starving! Can't wait for the chip shop to open.

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