Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'ANGELA WRIGHT'.
Currently showing entries from: 2013
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February 2013
Saturday 23 February 13
At a loose end so I spent the day exploring Wolverhampton's sewage system. Crawling through a few rat-infested tunnels covered in a bit of shit never...
Sunday 17 February 13
Feeling restless again. After St. Kilda. Wolverhampton's fine, but it lacks a certain wilderness feel.I don't know why I took John Craven's advice to...
Tuesday 12 February 13
St. Kilda was considerably further away than I thought. Battled manfully through 10 metre waves for two hours before losing my paddle in middle of...
Friday 08 February 13
Planning a wild camping trip this weekend out on St.Kilda. It's a hell of a trip from Wolverhampton but I'm well-prepared. I've whittled a small c...
Thursday 07 February 13
Sent Jamie Oliver my recipe for tree bark pasta with maggot sauce. No reply from him as yet. Busy weaving a new set of soup bowls from the bracken...
Wednesday 06 February 13
Whittled a canoe paddle from the book-case as I watched telly. Had a glass of the rhubarb and sphagnum moss wine I made last year - bloody disgusting.
Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
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