Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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January 2009


Saturday 10 January 099

Lots of people writing in and asking for me venison and wild leaf salad meal recipe, so here goes, and remember this really will serve a cave-full of...

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Friday 09 January 099

Bit of a cold snap across the old UK right now, but I enjoy it, tracking all the little furries and birds etc. in the snow. Been putting feed and war...

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Thursday 08 January 099

Me an' the BBC film crew seem to have lost a few hours somewhere. We're putting it down to last evening's nightcap that we drank sat round the camp...

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Wednesday 07 January 099

Me old mate Gordon Hillman was round earlier helping out with a four course traditional neolithic Gaelic dish for some visitors from Swaziland.

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Tuesday 06 January 099

Bit of a controversy n a row raging between the BBC and the programme regulators, Comoffit, over last night's screening of me visit to the Iban tribes...

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Monday 05 January 099

Been invited to appear on BBC 2's Top Gear show as a celebrity guest! Me, a Celebrity? Lotsa laughs. Anyway, they want me to do the guest driver...

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Sunday 04 January 099

Had a bit of an odd call from Live Aid for Africa today. Obviously they've been watching me wild food / survival shows on the old goggle box. Want...

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Saturday 03 January 099

Had some nosy blokes round from the council today, complaining that my stands of bamboo and rattan at the bottom of me garden are too tall. Explain...

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