Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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January 2009
Saturday 10 January 09
Lots of people writing in and asking for me venison and wild leaf salad meal recipe, so here goes, and remember this really will serve a cave-full of...
Friday 09 January 09
Bit of a cold snap across the old UK right now, but I enjoy it, tracking all the little furries and birds etc. in the snow. Been putting feed and war...
Thursday 08 January 09
Me an' the BBC film crew seem to have lost a few hours somewhere. We're putting it down to last evening's nightcap that we drank sat round the camp...
Wednesday 07 January 09
Me old mate Gordon Hillman was round earlier helping out with a four course traditional neolithic Gaelic dish for some visitors from Swaziland.
Tuesday 06 January 09
Bit of a controversy n a row raging between the BBC and the programme regulators, Comoffit, over last night's screening of me visit to the Iban tribes...
Monday 05 January 09
Been invited to appear on BBC 2's Top Gear show as a celebrity guest! Me, a Celebrity? Lotsa laughs. Anyway, they want me to do the guest driver...
Sunday 04 January 09
Had a bit of an odd call from Live Aid for Africa today. Obviously they've been watching me wild food / survival shows on the old goggle box. Want...
Saturday 03 January 09
Had some nosy blokes round from the council today, complaining that my stands of bamboo and rattan at the bottom of me garden are too tall. Explain...
Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
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