Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2009


Friday 03 April 099

Filming another Bush Tucker Series: Spent an hour this morning trying to light a fire with one of them bow things. Managed to distract the film cr...

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March 2009


Thursday 12 March 099

Just arrived home from the hospital after a stomach pump. Picked up the wrong leaves whilst filming how to make a wild herb soup. Got into an argument...

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Thursday 12 March 099

Took a party of Executives into the new forest yesterday on a team building course and got lost. Luckily one of them had a GPS device or else we'd hav...

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Friday 06 March 099

Couldn't get the stove to light this morning, bloody starving! Can't wait for the chip shop to open.

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January 2009


Tuesday 13 January 099

Been down at the Eden Project in Cornwall, giving a bit of a talk to the West Devon Lonely Wives Club. Fabulous piece of work. Amazing what may be...

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Monday 12 January 099

If it wasn't bad enough getting a bollocking this morning from the council over me using the tom-toms instead of a cellphone I've had bunch of so-call...

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Monday 12 January 099

Definitely a Monday morning. Had the plods round earlier, along with a pair of walking penises from the council. Apparently me neighbours a mile...

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Sunday 11 January 099

Me n me mate Gordon were over in the Papua New Guinea Highlands for a few days. There to learn a coupla tricks obviously and pass on a few Western...

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