Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2009


Friday 03 April 099

Filming another Bush Tucker Series: Spent an hour this morning trying to light a fire with one of them bow things. Managed to distract the film cr...

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March 2009


Thursday 12 March 099

Just arrived home from the hospital after a stomach pump. Picked up the wrong leaves whilst filming how to make a wild herb soup. Got into an argument...

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Thursday 12 March 099

Took a party of Executives into the new forest yesterday on a team building course and got lost. Luckily one of them had a GPS device or else we'd hav...

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Friday 06 March 099

Couldn't get the stove to light this morning, bloody starving! Can't wait for the chip shop to open.

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January 2009


Tuesday 13 January 099

Been down at the Eden Project in Cornwall, giving a bit of a talk to the West Devon Lonely Wives Club. Fabulous piece of work. Amazing what may be...

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Monday 12 January 099

If it wasn't bad enough getting a bollocking this morning from the council over me using the tom-toms instead of a cellphone I've had bunch of so-call...

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Monday 12 January 099

Definitely a Monday morning. Had the plods round earlier, along with a pair of walking penises from the council. Apparently me neighbours a mile...

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Sunday 11 January 099

Me n me mate Gordon were over in the Papua New Guinea Highlands for a few days. There to learn a coupla tricks obviously and pass on a few Western...

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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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