Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2008
Wednesday 17 December 08
Just dug out a great recipe from me old abo' mucker Bruce McBruce for bush tucker using a cassowary. Get a big iron pot of water on the boil. Dump...
Tuesday 16 December 08
Just back from doing a Ramadan survival special for Taliban TV in Afghanistan. Was out in Helmand Province, pretty mountainous and gritty old sort...
Monday 15 December 08
Receiving all kinds of Christmas pressies from viewers of the TV series and readers of me books. Some old gal doesn't like me eating tucker that I'...
Sunday 14 December 08
Had the damn community service plastic plods round this morning. Apparently me next door neighbour's complained about the odd potfull of ripe compo...
Saturday 13 December 08
Talk about testing your survival skills to the absolute limit. Was in Woolworths today with the missus to do some Christmas shopping and take advanta...
Wednesday 10 December 08
We have a great BBC 1 series planned for the New Year. Good old-fashioned all-round family entertainment. 'Celebrity Survival' : some hapless cel...
Tuesday 09 December 08
Me mate Gordon told us a funny story today about when they dug the Chalcolithic Iceman, Otzi, out of the Schnalstal glacier in the Austrian-Italian Al...
Monday 08 December 08
Just finished a bush tucker section for Dutch TV. Bloody starving. This is one country where there is absolutely sweet FA to eat. First week I...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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