Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'IN SEINE'.
Currently showing entries from: 2008
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April 2008
Saturday 12 April 08
I knocked on the door and who should answer?...
Thursday 10 April 08
He actually burst into tears; what a baby hid behind the super-professional QC (s)he portrayed on the internet.
Tuesday 08 April 08
My thoughts were drifting all over the place as I waited for the door to open. as it did a 6 foot 7inch hairy woman opened the door - a sort of red-ha...
Sunday 06 April 08
This is weird I thought - I want to go North. There was no way I was going to get off. This is like some twilight zone of 70s sitcom.
Friday 04 April 08
The closer to land we got, the more excited I became and when I put my hands in my pockets, I felt something hard. I pulled out my trusty compass that...
Wednesday 02 April 08
"Hey Captain, I'm sure you will be able to learn from your mistakes - I am sure that your paths wlll cross again at some time. In life time i...
March 2008
Sunday 30 March 08
I lay down on the 'Queen-sized' bed or was it really a 'King-Size'? I fell asleep for I was really tired. However it did not last long...
Friday 28 March 08
The ship was moving at quite a rate of knots and I was getting scared that it would run aground but at the last minute it turned hard to starboard.
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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