Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'IN SEINE'.
Currently showing entries from: 2008
I knocked on the door and who should answer?...
He actually burst into tears; what a baby hid behind the super-professional QC (s)he portrayed on the internet.
My thoughts were drifting all over the place as I waited for the door to open. as it did a 6 foot 7inch hairy woman opened the door - a sort of red-ha...
This is weird I thought - I want to go North. There was no way I was going to get off. This is like some twilight zone of 70s sitcom.
The closer to land we got, the more excited I became and when I put my hands in my pockets, I felt something hard. I pulled out my trusty compass that...
"Hey Captain, I'm sure you will be able to learn from your mistakes - I am sure that your paths wlll cross again at some time. In life time i...
I lay down on the 'Queen-sized' bed or was it really a 'King-Size'? I fell asleep for I was really tired. However it did not last long...
The ship was moving at quite a rate of knots and I was getting scared that it would run aground but at the last minute it turned hard to starboard.
Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns LineUnwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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