Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Ray Mears's diary, as written by 'IN SEINE'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2008

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April 2008

Saturday 12 April 088

I knocked on the door and who should answer?...

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Thursday 10 April 088

He actually burst into tears; what a baby hid behind the super-professional QC (s)he portrayed on the internet.

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Tuesday 08 April 088

My thoughts were drifting all over the place as I waited for the door to open. as it did a 6 foot 7inch hairy woman opened the door - a sort of red-ha...

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Sunday 06 April 088

This is weird I thought - I want to go North. There was no way I was going to get off. This is like some twilight zone of 70s sitcom.

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Friday 04 April 088

The closer to land we got, the more excited I became and when I put my hands in my pockets, I felt something hard. I pulled out my trusty compass that...

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Wednesday 02 April 088

"Hey Captain, I'm sure you will be able to learn from your mistakes - I am sure that your paths wlll cross again at some time. In life time i...

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March 2008

Sunday 30 March 088

I lay down on the 'Queen-sized' bed or was it really a 'King-Size'? I fell asleep for I was really tired. However it did not last long...

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Friday 28 March 088

The ship was moving at quite a rate of knots and I was getting scared that it would run aground but at the last minute it turned hard to starboard.

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