Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2009
Wednesday 09 December 09
December 9th - The cat tasted like chicken, but made my stomach feel like shit - hot, runny shit to be precise. When my bowels did eventually move, it...
November 2009
Tuesday 24 November 09
Dear Diary it's been two weeks since I last ate. Crew have gone home, I'm on my own. I ate a cat today. It just wandered in to the back ga...
Saturday 14 November 09
Why, oh why, do I keep eating this crap?! Flambéed widgety grub a la kangaroo's vagina. I've been shi**ing through the eye of a needle for three...
August 2009
Thursday 06 August 09
Ok I'm not that good at survival stuff I admit it. I fell out of my hammock four times last night and I can't even swim but it's just TV. I mean no on...
Tuesday 04 August 09
Who does that son-of-a-bitch Bare Grylls think he is? Trying to knick my niche. He'll come a cropper one of these days with his silly bloody antics. T...
Tuesday 04 August 09
Sorry it's been a while since I last wrote folks but my eye sight has only just returned since I ate some dodgy wild mushorroms. The doctor says I...
July 2009
Tuesday 28 July 09
I never heard of Haylie Duff! Couldn't believe she's Hilary Duff's big sister!...
Sunday 26 July 09
I've been trying to call Hilary Duff for like, two days and a half. I need her to do a movie about my precious life. I want her to portray all my love...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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