Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2008


Monday 29 December 08

The Missus has been dropping hints over the Christmas hol's that she wants a "proper" kitchen installing in the New Year : January New Year too, not D...

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Sunday 28 December 08

In Gstaad for a spot of skiing with the Missus. Carved me own skis out of Alpine hickory this last Autumn, same Neolithic design and fashion as th...

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Saturday 27 December 08

Been offered a stay in Channel 4's Big Brother house in the New Year. Basic appearance fee sound okay to my agent but a bit of a weird contract th...

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Friday 26 December 08

Jolly Christmas Day !! Bit of a shock this morning when I went out into the back gardens to empty me traps of last night's nocturnal game catch.

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Tuesday 23 December 08

Bit of a charity day contribution for the less fortunate. Me and Gordon went down to the local drug rehab' centre to give out a few pressies, do so...

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Monday 22 December 08

Me Grand-dad's old mate Stan was round earlier with his truck and delivered us a corking Christmas tree to plonk in the middle of the front garden.

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Sunday 21 December 08

Camped out in Smegmadale Forest with our BBC film crew doing a Christmas special on festive season bush tucker from around the world. Got me mate J...

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Thursday 18 December 08

Got pulled over by the Canadian Mounties just after lunch : in the middle of the wilderness, believe it or not. Did me an on-the-spot fine for runn...

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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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