Ray Mears - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ray Mears. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ray Mears would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2008
Monday 29 December 08
The Missus has been dropping hints over the Christmas hol's that she wants a "proper" kitchen installing in the New Year : January New Year too, not D...
Sunday 28 December 08
In Gstaad for a spot of skiing with the Missus. Carved me own skis out of Alpine hickory this last Autumn, same Neolithic design and fashion as th...
Saturday 27 December 08
Been offered a stay in Channel 4's Big Brother house in the New Year. Basic appearance fee sound okay to my agent but a bit of a weird contract th...
Friday 26 December 08
Jolly Christmas Day !! Bit of a shock this morning when I went out into the back gardens to empty me traps of last night's nocturnal game catch.
Tuesday 23 December 08
Bit of a charity day contribution for the less fortunate. Me and Gordon went down to the local drug rehab' centre to give out a few pressies, do so...
Monday 22 December 08
Me Grand-dad's old mate Stan was round earlier with his truck and delivered us a corking Christmas tree to plonk in the middle of the front garden.
Sunday 21 December 08
Camped out in Smegmadale Forest with our BBC film crew doing a Christmas special on festive season bush tucker from around the world. Got me mate J...
Thursday 18 December 08
Got pulled over by the Canadian Mounties just after lunch : in the middle of the wilderness, believe it or not. Did me an on-the-spot fine for runn...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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