Ray Mears - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 9 December 2008

Me mate Gordon told us a funny story today about when they dug the Chalcolithic Iceman, Otzi, out of the Schnalstal glacier in the Austrian-Italian Alps.

Apparently old frozen Fritz, or the Similaun Man, or whatever, had a pack of huskies with him, all iced up together.

Well, being a big Neolithic food gourmet, Gordon thawed one of the huskies out and did a stone-age Barbie for him and his mates.

They reckon it tasted like fish?

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