Ray Mears - My Fake Diary


Monday, 21 April 2008

Ever since I came to 'Blighty' things were getting stranger and stranger which I though was strange for things to get, for normally they don't get strange.

Time was playing tricks on me and perhaps I had fallen through one of them wormhole things.

I hadn't eaten for three days and perhaps that's why. The love-sickness for carina was wearing off and I decided to spend a few hours at a Chinese Restaurant and read Hawking's book to see if it gave me a few ideas.

I went into a Chinese franchise called 'Northern Wok'

and ordered egg-fried rice and noodles and a cup of Lapsang Souchong tea.

I opened up Prof. Hawkings tome, the sleeve of which had been signed... It read "to my best friend carina, luv Stevie Weevie XXX"

Boy, was I angry!!!!!!!!!!!

If you thought that was strange...

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