Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Rating 
Share/Bookmark

Friday, 8 February 2013

Planning a wild camping trip this weekend out on St.Kilda. It's a hell of a trip from Wolverhampton but I'm well-prepared.

I've whittled a small canoe and a paddle from a spare wardrobe I had in the shed.

Got 5 kilos of tree bark pasta and a bag of marshmallows for toasting. No problem if I'm still hungry. I can catch a fish in my teeth any day. I'm Ray Mears.

Storm force winds and freezing temperatures forecast. I like a challenge.

My only problem is getting the canoe on the Megabus to Ullapool.




Print this

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 1 multiplied by 1?

7 6 1 10
53 readers are online right now!

Go to top