Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

December 9th - The cat tasted like chicken, but made my stomach feel like shit - hot, runny shit to be precise. When my bowels did eventually move, it smelled like my arse had been possessed by Satan.




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