Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 21 December 2008

Camped out in Smegmadale Forest with our BBC film crew doing a Christmas special on festive season bush tucker from around the world.

Got me mate Jamie Oliver with us to help out - he's freezing and covered in goose bumps. I reckon he's taking the Naked Chef label a bit too far wandering round in his birthday suit in this weather. Global warming my arse.

Gordon Ramsey's around too, Mr. Tourettes himself. Can hear him effin' and blinding over by the campfire.

Some really smashing recipes to prepare.

Roast fruit bat from Borneo. Potted badger's prostate.

Robin Redbreasts in aspic.

Cobra bile fermented in a squirrel's scrotum - that's a yummy.

And from down-under, platypus stuffed with pine cones.




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