Receiving all kinds of Christmas pressies from viewers of the TV series and readers of me books.
Some old gal doesn't like me eating tucker that I've had in a sock or strung in a tree for a week so she's sent me a solar-powered fridge. Laugh-it weighs 200 pounds.
Got a wind-powered portable telly off another couple so I had something to do after dark...Hmmmmm.
Best one was a camouflaged exercise bike with a dynamo attached so I could generate me own power at night.
Bless em.
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