Talk about testing your survival skills to the absolute limit.
Was in Woolworths today with the missus to do some Christmas shopping and take advantage of the 50% off closing down sale bargains etc.
Had a fist fight with two grannies over who got the last copy of the new Madagascar 3 DVD : I did, but with bruises. You should see the state of them though.
Two hour wait in a three kilometre queue for the cashier counter. Only one serving as the other staff were all busy shoplifting to make up their redundancy packages.
Survived dehydration by tapping into a house plant department cactus and getting half a pint of brackish water out of it.
The missus took the easy route and grabbed a can of coke from the drinks shelf.
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