Ralph Nader - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ralph Nader. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ralph Nader would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary, Today I drew pictures with my crayons and then Ross Perot came over and we played Chutes & Ladders and it was cool and Mom made us...
NADER STRONG! NADER BIG! NADER WIN ELECTION AND KICK BUSH'S TUSHIE! I sure do like my toys!...
Dear Diary, Today I "designed an avatar" which is new age liberalspeak for "stole a copyrighted image, modified it for my own us...
Dear Diary, Bob Dole's been picking on me about being sexually ambiguous.
I feel like I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.
Dear Diary, I think I'll ask Martha Stewart to be my Secretary of the Treasury. She gots nice buttocks.
Dear Diary, Today I found out what "Will of the People" means.
Sometimes I sit in my shower crying.
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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