Ralph Nader - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Ralph Nader. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ralph Nader would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary, Today I drew pictures with my crayons and then Ross Perot came over and we played Chutes & Ladders and it was cool and Mom made us...
NADER STRONG! NADER BIG! NADER WIN ELECTION AND KICK BUSH'S TUSHIE! I sure do like my toys!...
Dear Diary, Today I "designed an avatar" which is new age liberalspeak for "stole a copyrighted image, modified it for my own us...
Dear Diary, Bob Dole's been picking on me about being sexually ambiguous.
I feel like I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.
Dear Diary, I think I'll ask Martha Stewart to be my Secretary of the Treasury. She gots nice buttocks.
Dear Diary, Today I found out what "Will of the People" means.
Sometimes I sit in my shower crying.
Anvil Shortage in USAThe Acme Anvil Company of Bangor, Maine, just can't keep up with demand.
"Some guy in the middle of the Arizona badlands just keeps ordering more and more. I wish we knew what he's doing with them!"
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