Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Ratzinger! Never liked the little weasel. The Corgis would go mad whenever they heard his slippers on the stairs. Glad he is where nobody can find him...
Dear Diary - My grandson William's wife Kate had better start paying attention to what she says and not go against proper Buckingham Palace etiquette.
Dear Diary - I expect an apology from my grandson's wife Kate after the way she has been ignoring me lately. Did the little twittess forget that I...
Dear Diary - The Japanese government has asked me to participate in the launching ceremonies of its brand new aircraft carrier the JS Sushi. I wrot...
Dear Diary - Princess Kate had better start showing me a little more respect - I am after all the Queen of England and she is merely the Duchess of Ca...
Dear Diary - Well I hope that Kate has finally realized that if her private parts are covered up then there is no way that any photographers can take...
One spent a night in hospital after a dicky stomach bug - I strongly suspect that Charles has been bribing the kitchen staff to give me horse-meat.
David Cassidy; who?Ageing pop star and member of the Cuckoo, Turkey, Chicken, bla, bla Family (Now what the fuck was their name?) has admitted he has forgotten who he is, thank heavens we have too!
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