Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2013

Thursday 14 November 1313

Ratzinger! Never liked the little weasel. The Corgis would go mad whenever they heard his slippers on the stairs. Glad he is where nobody can find him...

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October 2013

Saturday 12 October 1313

Dear Diary - My grandson William's wife Kate had better start paying attention to what she says and not go against proper Buckingham Palace etiquette.

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September 2013

Saturday 07 September 1313

Dear Diary - I expect an apology from my grandson's wife Kate after the way she has been ignoring me lately. Did the little twittess forget that I...

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August 2013

Wednesday 07 August 1313

Dear Diary - The Japanese government has asked me to participate in the launching ceremonies of its brand new aircraft carrier the JS Sushi. I wrot...

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July 2013

Tuesday 09 July 1313

Dear Diary - Princess Kate had better start showing me a little more respect - I am after all the Queen of England and she is merely the Duchess of Ca...

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June 2013

Wednesday 05 June 1313

Dear Diary - Well I hope that Kate has finally realized that if her private parts are covered up then there is no way that any photographers can take...

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March 2013

Wednesday 06 March 1313

One spent a night in hospital after a dicky stomach bug - I strongly suspect that Charles has been bribing the kitchen staff to give me horse-meat.

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