Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2011


Wednesday 21 December 11

Oh deep bloody joy. One just cannot wait for this years Christmas festivities. Thanks to the monstrous fuck-up created by the world's bankers (one...

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July 2011


Tuesday 26 July 11

Dear Diary, well one just doesn't know about this latest Royal Wedding. Quite frankly I'm getting rather tired of all of this fuss everytime one of t...

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May 2011


Friday 13 May 11

I am so relieved that William is not marrying that vulgar Phillipa Middleton. She gets my Pip. All those doting oglers after her body. Philip is di...

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Thursday 05 May 11

Dear Diary - Well I am so glad that all of the Wedding business is over with. The last two days, it got to where I was feeling so damn cranky. A...

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April 2011


Wednesday 20 April 11

They tell me this marriage of my grandson William to a common woman without a Family Tree will be good for the monarchy. If you ask me - and they don'...

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February 2011


Saturday 05 February 11

One has now seen the moving film 'The King's Speech' with Colin Firth acting my father. There were some unfortunate moments about my Uncle, the Duke o...

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January 2011


Friday 21 January 11

Dear Diary , Today was absolutely spelendid . I went around London in my big fancy carridge and saw some chavs on the street corner , smoking and dr...

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Sunday 09 January 11

It has been brought to one's attention that some young upstart, namely Charlotte Church has been very critical of one's demeanour. Of course, one's...

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