Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2010


Thursday 30 December 1010

They pester me constantly about Rowling ... make her a dame, make her a dame, make her a dame. As if it was that easy. Me and my Masonic friends made...

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Wednesday 22 December 1010

Dear diary, oh what is the world coming to I ask myself. Yet another of my 'offspring of offspring' marrying a commoner. This is just not accept...

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November 2010


Wednesday 24 November 1010

Bloody weddings, bloody weddings, bloody weddings, bloody weddings, Bloody weddings, bloody weddings, bloody weddings, bloody weddings, Bloody weddi...

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July 2010


Saturday 03 July 1010

Stephen Harper the Prime Minister of Canada has informed me that the Parliament took a vote, the Canadian Parliament's conclusion is that when I die,...

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June 2010


Saturday 19 June 1010

Dearest Diary, I must confess that I am extremely concerned about England's efforts in The World Cup. Those poor boys have had a lot of bad publicity...

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Friday 18 June 1010

Cameron's getting rid of the yaught......my arse he is.

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May 2010


Sunday 16 May 1010

Dear diary, I am so royally tired of those men trying to run my country. They have proved to be a royal pain in the arse lately. They just cannot se...

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April 2010


Saturday 10 April 1010

Dear Diary, I am rather upset today. My dearest Charles is proving that he has a bit of a mean streak in him. I know I didn't approve of Camilla in...

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