Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Wednesday 23 December 099

Finishing touches to the speech video sorted. Had to re-edit the final bit a few times as Philip kept standing in the background making obscene ha...

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Monday 14 December 099

December 14th - Finishing touches to the 'Christmans Speech' - I plan on mentioning Joe McElderry winning the X Factor as I'm a fucking huge fan. I wi...

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Friday 11 December 099

December 11th - I can't for the life of me get used to the Nintendo Wii. William and Harry adore spending time on it, and have encouraged me to use it...

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November 2009


Tuesday 24 November 099

Dear Diary Pheeleep tried it on again last night. I shunned his advances, but I think he is beginning to suspect. I must tell Juan to spend a...

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Tuesday 24 November 099

Dear Diary That big fat blob, Prescott, is due for a visit later on. I have Waitrose on standby for extra cake. He want's to discuss a knight...

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Sunday 22 November 099

Dear diary - i find it rather amusing that iam Queen Elizabeth II. It's like i am a sequel. One of the few sequels to be better than the first - like...

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Thursday 05 November 099

Dear diary The nasty one eyed Scotsman came around again today, eating all the bourbons and doing that ridiculous shark grin thing he does. Philip...

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October 2009


Wednesday 28 October 099

Dear diary Philip the Greek has snaffled all the Gordons again. I don't really mind that. What annoys me is when he tries to blame it on the Chines...

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