Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Queen Elizabeth II's diary, as written by 'Bluebella'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2009

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May 2009


Tuesday 26 May 099

Dear Diary, One has had ENOUGH of those bloody politicians! Who the hell do they think they are and what are they doing to my country? One has H...

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Thursday 14 May 099

Dear diary, Guess WHO had lunch with Michelle yesterday? Not one that's for sure! She blew one off again to visit some bald-headed freaky kid in...

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Monday 11 May 099

Dear Diary, Bored, bored, BORED! Was asked to open new children's hospital last night. GRRRR! So sick of it! It's like walk to stage, cut ribbon, w...

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Friday 08 May 099

Dear Diary, Michelle text me this morning: "Wat u up 2?" Told her not much and one hoped she hadn't been listening to idle gossip about one's husb...

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Wednesday 06 May 099

Dear Diary, One is SOOO pissed off! One has thought of divorcing that TWAT before, but never as much as this moment! Prince Philip was caught tryi...

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April 2009


Wednesday 29 April 099

Dear Diary, Am not going to go on about Michelle today. One is trying to get her out of one's head. Charles called yesterday from the west wing...

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Tuesday 28 April 099

Dear Diary, Michelle text one this morning to say sorry for standing one up last week. Wrote back "who do you think you are?" She didn't reply.

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Friday 24 April 099

Dear diary, Michelle didn't show up! One turned up at the restaurant on Wednesday and sat there for 45 minutes by myself! One then looked on...

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