Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Queen Elizabeth II's diary, as written by 'Aspartame Boy'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2009

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October 2009


Tuesday 06 October 099

I am really disappointed in Swine Flu. It was my idea to recreate the pandemic of 1918. It cost me nearly ten thousand thousand pounds to get it seq...

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Thursday 01 October 099

I saw Jenny Slate say the f-word on TV on Saturday. I'm just wondering how I can work it in to my next charity event. Let's see, at the children's...

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