Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2009


Thursday 15 October 099

Dear diary That terrible one eyed Scot came round again today. I was foolish enough to invite him in and make him some tea. I wish someone wou...

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Wednesday 14 October 099

Dear diary That awful one eyed Scot left a terrible mess in the bathroom. How it could get up there in the corners is beyond the wit of man. I t...

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Wednesday 14 October 099

Dear diary Terrible news, I'm afraid. It transpires that Billy Connolly wasn't after all Vicky's 'bit on the side'. There was a John Brown, but...

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Wednesday 14 October 099

Dear diary Well, would you believe it! That awful one eyed Scotsman came around again today. He arrives on the doorstep every week. I don't know...

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Wednesday 14 October 099

Dear diary Phil the Greek and I had to meet that awful Boris Johnson fellow today. What an oick! He professes to be of royal lineage, but no one...

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Tuesday 06 October 099

I am really disappointed in Swine Flu. It was my idea to recreate the pandemic of 1918. It cost me nearly ten thousand thousand pounds to get it seq...

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Thursday 01 October 099

I saw Jenny Slate say the f-word on TV on Saturday. I'm just wondering how I can work it in to my next charity event. Let's see, at the children's...

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June 2009


Wednesday 03 June 099

My dear posh diary - Went shopping with my Greek-born husband yesterday, because those nasty French bastards wouldn't let us go to celebrate 'D- Day'...

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