Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear diary, oh my, oh my, what is this terrible world coming to? I really do my utmost to keep my subjects 'in line' but I am absolutely appalled at...
My dearest Diary, Phillip is getting right on my 'royal boobs' these days. He says some of the silliest, inappropriate things. It's quite embaras...
William doesn't have black hair. He's been airbrushed and Photoshopped. Tossers..
I want to go to Oakland, California and tackle a black man!...
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