Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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October 2009
Monday 26 October 09
Dear diary Whatever will we do with Big Ears? He's still knocking around with that horsey looking woman. I asked Philip the Greek to have a wor...
Saturday 24 October 09
Dear diary I had that Griffin character round here today. I had to offer him tea, but at least I couldn't give him any bourbons because that awful...
Tuesday 20 October 09
Dear diary I had to queue for two hours today to get my flu inoculation. The place was full of old poor people and I almost passed out from the...
Monday 19 October 09
Dear diary That lovely Jenson Button drove by today. I didn't know it was him because he was nothing but a blur with a cute bottom, but Philip t...
Saturday 17 October 09
Dear diary Margaret visited me again last night. I wish she wouldn't just appear like that. It doesn't half give me the willies. She stank of dr...
Saturday 17 October 09
Oh, dear, it has been oh so many years, and still Charles won't die, nor agree to abdicate instantly in favor of his son! I guess I shall have to r...
Friday 16 October 09
Dear diary Phil the Greek has upset the natives again. I wish he would think about what he is going to say before he opens his big fat gob. Harr...
Friday 16 October 09
Dear diary Whatever happened to spangles? I went down to Fat Kenny's news kiosk this morning for a copy of the Star, for Phil the Greek, and an...
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