Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2009


Monday 26 October 099

Dear diary Whatever will we do with Big Ears? He's still knocking around with that horsey looking woman. I asked Philip the Greek to have a wor...

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Saturday 24 October 099

Dear diary I had that Griffin character round here today. I had to offer him tea, but at least I couldn't give him any bourbons because that awful...

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Tuesday 20 October 099

Dear diary I had to queue for two hours today to get my flu inoculation. The place was full of old poor people and I almost passed out from the...

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Monday 19 October 099

Dear diary That lovely Jenson Button drove by today. I didn't know it was him because he was nothing but a blur with a cute bottom, but Philip t...

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Saturday 17 October 099

Dear diary Margaret visited me again last night. I wish she wouldn't just appear like that. It doesn't half give me the willies. She stank of dr...

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Saturday 17 October 099

Oh, dear, it has been oh so many years, and still Charles won't die, nor agree to abdicate instantly in favor of his son! I guess I shall have to r...

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Friday 16 October 099

Dear diary Phil the Greek has upset the natives again. I wish he would think about what he is going to say before he opens his big fat gob. Harr...

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Friday 16 October 099

Dear diary Whatever happened to spangles? I went down to Fat Kenny's news kiosk this morning for a copy of the Star, for Phil the Greek, and an...

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