Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Queen Elizabeth II's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.

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May 2012

Friday 25 May 1212

At this time of year, ooops, sorry thought it was the Christmas Day speech. I'll start again. As celebrations begin for my Diamond Jubilee - 60 blo...

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Friday 11 May 1212

First son Charles and battleaxe wife Camilla has been on a tour of the BBC Scotland studios as part of Holyrood week. They got him to read the weat...

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April 2012

Sunday 29 April 1212

Well today is the first anniversary of William and Kate, sorry Catherine Middletons wedding - and so far so good i think. She hasn't been smuggling...

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Wednesday 04 April 1212

We already have a busy summer lined up to celebrate my 60th year on the throne. Parties, music festivals. But, for my own personal pleasure, i'm th...

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March 2012

Saturday 24 March 1212

Toured the new BBC studios in Salford. Met the BBC football reporters. Go on the football! I think that's what they say! Up the football! Amongst...

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Saturday 17 March 1212

Well last time we went to war with the argy b*stards, we had Maggie Thatcher the milk snatcher in charge - with me writing the cheques. Mind you,...

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