Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 22 September 2012

Dear Diary -

Well I am glad to say that I have Scotland Yard on the case of the unnamed photographer who photographed my granddaughter-in-law Kate, royally known as the Duchess of Cambridge.

The low-life, bottom-feeding, scumball photographer will be sorry once we catch him. I have already informed the Buckingham Palace chief attorney that I want this commoner prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

I have talked to both Kate and William and they are both devastated, especially Kate who had her royal rack on display for the entire world to see.

I hope that Katey does learn a very valuable lesson from all of this royal brouhaha; and that's to keep 'em cupped.

Queen Elizabeth II

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